10. My implementation took over a year.
9. My reports take hours to run.
8. "That Feature will be out in our next release." - RMIS Vendor
7. "Oh... You wanted the report in January......of this year?" – RMIS Vendor
6. My reports don't balance, and never have.
5. Every new feature is a $25,000 upgrade.
4. "Your customer service representative has left... please fill out this web form we will respond whenever." - RMIS Vendor
3. "Our development team has also been laid off... there isn't a form to fill out because the person who creates forms is now gone." – RMIS Vendor
2. Your RMIS account representative emailed you to ask for your email address.
1. Your RMIS vendor has changed CEO's more times than product upgrades.